Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Because I will bitch and moan and make an ass out of myself if the stories stop."

• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Because I could not Stop for Death
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Making a ring out of a dollar bill
• One word that will make others laugh
• I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• we will not finish this story
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I make tiny hopeful promises to myself
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• Because that would make sense
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• There will be no more stories to read
• Make it stop
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
• I could make a habit out of you
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Will You Stop Helping Me!
• keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• like something out of a story
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• make out
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
• This is the concept you will use to make yourself invisible
• Smoking from a Pringles tube
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• i will not allow myself to forget
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
• pull out all the stops
• him will I blot out of my book
• The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I suspect nature itself will stop you
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• bitch out
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• The world will knock you on your ass. Are you ready for that?
• Make mountains out of molehills
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• I will make you stronger
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• How to make a purse out of duct tape
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I say to you: Make perfect your will.
• Will explosive decompression make my blood boil?
• A pill that will make you normal
• Blow it out your ass it's Veruca Salt
• How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• I Will Make You Eat Your Words
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Fluoxetine
• How to make a weapon out of duct tape
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• what desire will make foolish people do
• I can't stop torturing myself
• I never stopped watching myself reflected in her eyes
• The river flows and I will drown myself.
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• I Will Make You Know
• I Will Take an Egg Out of the Robin's Nest
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• maybe everything will work out after all
• The end will be a sellout
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• I promised myself to make a picture of my heart, and there it is
• Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• Covering your ass
• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• The Wild Colonials
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment

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