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The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
Because I say so
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
he says
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
He flops over and bonks his head
I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
He's a good guy friend
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
I married him because he was not mean
"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
What do you say to your best friend's ex?
Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
He says she says
I didn't say he ate your dog
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
I saved his life. He does not know it.
Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
He just left his body
He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
Because he feared the turn of seasons
I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
Upon the death of Levon Helm and while considering his friends
I'm looking for a friend
Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
Because I'm an adult
My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
He says the most beautiful things
In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
He weaves his words
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
He had something to say. He said it.
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
They hate me because I'm beautiful
why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
some say he was never here at all
He made a way to his anger
So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
he is too shy to write his tale
I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
How to say "I'm crazy"
Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
They leap just because they can, out of joy
Because I dig you
Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
I care because you do
Because it's wrong
I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
Because that would make sense
time lost in life because of waiting
We smoke cloves because we can
Because I needed to hear you over the noise
I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
Aliens look like aliens because they're human
because it wasn't just the air
The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
because I love skating bears
I Had No Time to Hate, Because
Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
Because I love you
Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
Shrug (Because of Me and You)
They hate us because we're wonderful
Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
Because I couldn't
Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
Because the gods that made them are gods no more
No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
Because, not in spite of
Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
Because I lived in Paradise
You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
We love foxes because we killed the wolves
We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
Because I do not want to forget
because I have given up any care
It's funny because it's you
because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
if you need another, say you need another
Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
Humans exist only because opposites exist
I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
because it represents, better yet, it is

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