Because?

It's the Internet, I can do what I want	Goodbye	Why?	Man Was Made to Mourn
Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.	Only Angels Have Wings	Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues	I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
Drive-by downvoting	Because I say so	I want my mommy	As if that were possible, and oh the bitter-sweetness of trying
The tyranny and ingratitude of the entire goddamn world	What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about	I want to be abducted by aliens	If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
you don't want to know	I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken	We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be	Guns don't kill people; people kill people
fly	Dream	People are sometimes very crazy	Stupid people