Bear Love

I once loved a girl so very much. She had a dog named "Oso" (that's "bear" in spanish). And every day I would see that dog and whenever I saw that dog I would think of her (not that she was a dog, she was very beautiful). I first wrote this letter to her:

Dear ********,

  I have wanted to tell you something for a long time now. I love you. Every day, and every hour I think of you. I love you like a bear.

- ****

WHY DID I WRITE THAT LAST SENTENCE??

I just was thinking of that dog. Dammit.

I decided there was only one thing to do in my mind. Write a song for her. I called it "Bear Love". What else could I call it? The song went a little something like this:

 C7
Bear love,
 E7
I love you like a bear,
 A7                  A7
and I bear my love to you,

D7                 G7           C7 
care bears are the best kind of bear,
Dm7   
since they care
Em7
about love,

C7   E7     A7     A7
making bear love to you,
         D7       
would be better than,
G7              C7
making love to a bear,

C7
Bear love,
E7
I love you like a bear,
A7                   A7
and I bear my love to you,

She seriously never talked to me again, and we stopped carpooling.