One of the catchphrases
popularized on Spinnwebe
's Dysfunctional Family Circus
and It's a Dysfunctional Life
. Perhaps best imagined as delivered by a megalomanic
emperor or supervillain pointing his bejeweled fingers
at the image of a nubile young nymph
Sometimes it pays to have minions.
One can imagine the likes of Bill Gates in his golden years, ensconced within the booby-trapped walls of his ultra-secret compound, leering toothlessly at the pickled and surgically-preserved cantaloupes of Britney Spears on VH-1's "Who The Hell Cares Where They Are Now" special edition. Turning to his chief vizier, the Microshaft Guru takes a long drag from his inhaler and wheezes, "Bathe her and bring her to meeeeee."
It's almost enough to make me feel sympathy for the bimbo.