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• You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• How to have lesbian sex
• General sexuality newsgroup
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
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• How do you make coffee at home? (e2poll)
• How babies get around
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
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• How to win the gold and make a baby cry
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• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
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• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
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• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
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• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
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• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• How to burp a baby
• How long have you been in love with her?
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• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• How to deliver a baby in a taxicab
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• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
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• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• Two virgins about to have sex
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• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• how many lines of code have you written?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
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• Help! I'm going to have sex
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
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• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• How to get around censorware
• Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
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• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• How to sneak around the house late at night
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• Tying a sweater around your waist to make a weird kind of kilt thing
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• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
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• How we have grown apart
• How to "Have People"
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Only Angels Have Wings
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• How to tell if it will fit around the corner
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
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• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• How Till Eulenspiegel Travelled around with a Skull
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• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
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• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• How to turn around in the street
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• How long have you known?
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• Tools everyone should have
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Quieting a crying baby
• How long do babies sleep?
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Teach your million tiny babies to parasail
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Animals people have sex with
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• remember kids, the only difference between screwing around and science is writing it down
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• Sex Around the World
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• The choice you have to make
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• the lake around which are a thousand tiny fires
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• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• the only comfort we could ever have
• we can all just be around other people
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• How to have an out of body experience
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I have to catch myself around you

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