Findings:

• Publish and be damned!
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Just eat the damn cheesecake and be quiet
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• want to be groomed constantly
• God Damn it!
• Damn Academics
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 16
• Those Damn Bandits
• hot damn
• Entertain
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Be a girl for a day
• What life after death will really be like
• The question of copyright promises to be the Vietnam of the Net
• Running toward the edge
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Food should not be luminous
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Trying to be friends
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Not to be sold separately
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Be fruitful and multiply
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Be still, My soul
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Youth is made to be misspent
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The man who refused to be King
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1597
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• This Be The Verse
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Just give him the damned fish
• Damn server
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 27
• To do is to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I should be able to remember your face
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Be gentle with me
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• lost, or trying to be
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Be you drunken ceaselessly
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• habitual be
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Quake Done Quick
• No threat should be taken lightly
• How To Be Good
• I want to be the air around you.
• Programs that require Internet Explorer to be installed
• The IND That Used To Be
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• She must be what cocaine is like
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• Cool To Be You
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• long to be thin (user)
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Squids will be Squids
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Trespassers will be violated
• Damn, I'm good.
• Damn porpoises!
• The Book of the Damned: Chapter 6
• Temple of the Damned
• War, Damned War, and Statistics
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• How to be invisible
• the powers that be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Still to Be Neat
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• So you wanna be a hacker
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• you have to be kidding
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Want to be a werewolf
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Look siad me Be like me
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Be sweet honey cakes
• It can be cold in the dark
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Be My Kurt Cobain
• I will be in my trailer!
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• You used to be a substantial woman
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Information wants to be paid
• You are nice... be careful with that
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Cursed shall you be in the city and cursed shall you be in the field
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now

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