I have noisy neighbors
, but they're not of the ghettoblaster
are they drunk
or always screwing
. No, they're just a family
of four upstairs
in a 2-bedroom apartment
en floors. The noise
they generate emanate
s mainly from my bedroom
since its the kid's room up there. It is not surprising to hear 3 or 4 kids running around
heavy things on the ground in this room, probably being watched by one of the parents, who both wear heavy shoes. There is always someone making a continuous rattle
in this room, unless it is between 9 PM and 7 AM. So, forget about any sunday afternoon nap
and just bite into your pillow
when you have a headache
. I've talked to them, but they don't seem to give a shit, and here where I live, I do not have any recourse
(the best I could hope would be to get my lease terminate
d). Recently one of the pictures on my wall fell off. It's that bad
So, I'm thinking about building my own Audio Retaliation System. Since any noise I make generally pisses off the guys downstairs, the design of the ARS should include ceiling-mounted brackets to hold at least one loudspeaker, upturned of course. It would be plugged into a second-hand amplifier; I think I could get both of these for under 50$. I would then connect the output of my computer's soundcard on this amplifier so that I'm not limited to music as for retaliation. I'm thinking of building a user interface that could let me choose between audio files or that could generate specific audio attacks such as white noise, rapid pulses, booms, modulated carriers, etc. This would be far more efficient than me hitting the ceiling with my bare hands, since this is much less noisier than what they habitually do themselves.
Hopefully if they hear these disturbing noises each time I'm fed up with them, they will learn something; yes, I really hope to train them back to civility. I'm not sure about it yet, but training could be far more efficient if the ARS would be active even without me being present. So a microphone could be hooked up to the soundcard and the ARS activated whenever the ambient noise is above an adjustable threshold. Of course, it is essential that the ARS be switched between a "listen" and a "retaliate" mode as to prevent positive feedback. Hey, and why not using the microphone to automatically repeat the noises they make!
I'm thinking about Matlab to build the software since working with audio is really easy and building a GUI is not a problem anymore.
You know this is really only a fantasy. I'm moving out in a few months. Sigh.