Findings:

• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• If you would be seated
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• eternity would be boring
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I never thought it would be like this
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• That would be me
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• If you would be so kind
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• That Would Be Enough
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• They knew what our pain would be.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• The best kind of bartender
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• You mean the me that you would be
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Mind without body
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• That I Would Be Good
• A whimper would be fine
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Just to see what it would be like
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• It Could Always Be Worse
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Life without music would be a mistake
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• it would be hilarious if only
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Or at least it used to be
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Even the dead will not be safe

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