Lights go down on GEORGE, then pick up on the BAR. JORDAN is beginning to amass a pile of dishes below their stool.
JORDAN: MORE COFFEE!
Are you sure?
I NEED IT! GIVE ME WHATEVER HAS THE MOST CAFFEINE!
You sure you don’t want to take up a less dangerous habit? Maybe try smoking?
Okay, this one is good. Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
(The BARISTA glares at SAWYER.)
JORDAN: (Very overstimulated.)
Because he drank coffee before it was cool. (SAWYER’s friends laugh loudly, the BARISTA slams a cup down onto the bar, still staring at SAWYER. The BARISTA pushes the cup to JORDAN.)
BARISTA: (To JORDAN.) One liquid death.
You know, I had a friend who was a hipster.
Gasps sarcastically, then continues in the same manner.
Yeah. He used to be really disappointed that Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr were still alive.
He wanted to be able to say he only listened to the Beatles when they were underground.
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