Lights go down on GEORGE, then pick up on the BAR. JORDAN is beginning to amass a pile of dishes below their stool.
JORDAN: MORE COFFEE!
BARISTA:
Are you sure?
JORDAN:
I NEED IT! GIVE ME WHATEVER HAS THE MOST CAFFEINE!
BARISTA:
You sure you don’t want to take up a less dangerous habit? Maybe try smoking?
JORDAN:
CAFFEINATE ME!
BARISTA:
Alrighty.
SAWYER:
Okay, this one is good. Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
(The BARISTA glares at SAWYER.)
JORDAN: (Very overstimulated.)
Why?
SAWYER:
Because he drank coffee before it was cool. (SAWYER’s friends laugh loudly, the BARISTA slams a cup down onto the bar, still staring at SAWYER. The BARISTA pushes the cup to JORDAN.)
BARISTA: (To JORDAN.) One liquid death.
TAYLOR:
You know, I had a friend who was a hipster.
BARISTA:
Gasps sarcastically, then continues in the same manner.
Really?
TAYLOR:
Yeah. He used to be really disappointed that Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr were still alive.
JORDAN:
Why?
TAYLOR:
He wanted to be able to say he only listened to the Beatles when they were underground.
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