Findings:

• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• nobody writes poetry about nobody writing poetry
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I'm so tough
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary proof
• Name it and Claim it
• The Alaska Native Claims Settlement Act
• I claim no responsibility for this catnip overdose
• El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
• Claims Direct
• and I claim my five pounds
• The Claim
• outstanding claims
• baggage claim
• Hundreds of years of subjugation cast doubt on claims of inherent superiority
• The Alabama Claims
• Iraqi claims on Kuwait
• United States Court of Federal Claims
• Federal Tort Claims Act
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• The Viscountess Rhondda's Claim
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• claim to fame
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Incidentally, I've claimed the power of pussy
• Jesus Among Other Gods: The Absolute Claims Of The Christian Message
• Answers in Pandeism: Theological Claims of Exclusivity
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• IM
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm Losing You
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not sure
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Women want me when I'm taken
• the words I'm after
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm falling in love with you
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper

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