Findings:

• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Where would America be without Canada?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• it would be hilarious if only
• Paid to be nice
• eternity would be boring
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• I never thought it would be like this
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Don't be an IM phantom
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• That Would Be Enough
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Let be be finale of seem
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• The Man Who Would Be King
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• That would be me
• A whimper would be fine
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• What seems to be the problem officer?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If you would be seated
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• The best kind of bartender
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• They knew what our pain would be.
• If you would be so kind
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• I fall asleep to be with you
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Mind without body
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• That I Would Be Good
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Just to see what it would be like
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Work hard and be nice
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• I seem to be a verb
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Be careful and don't fall down
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• You are nice... be careful with that
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Note to self: be nice
• Be Nice
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• what would it take to be serene again?
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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