Findings:

• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• I appear to have been misinformed
• She just appeared out of nowhere
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• She Had to Be Sure
• she had mood ring eyes
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• you would have been
• They had been expecting me
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• she had already found her party
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• So she could feel as if she had danced
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I had been hungry all the years
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• appear
• Why time appears to speed up with age
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• E2reneta, E2reneta (Once Appeared on Baretta)
• From one single idea, everything appeared here
• Why the moon appears larger near the horizon
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I don't create. I execute the images which appear.
• more you swear at the work, the more difficult it will appear to laymen
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• leap and the bridge will appear
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• When the student is ready, the teacher appears
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• I've frequently not been on boats
• What have you been smoking?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• I've been crowned the king of it
• you know you've been caught
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• You've Been Dumped
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• You mean the me that you would be
• I've Been Tired
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• You know you've been away from home too long
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I've been working on my homework
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Attention has been paid
• Mama, You Been on My Mind
• AES may have been broken
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've been smoking ever since
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It's been years since we were born
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Has Been
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• So someone tells you they've been raped
• Since U Been Gone
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Proximity Martini
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I shoulda been there
• I could have been one of a two
• I've been dead a long time
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You know when you've been Jesuited

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