Findings:

• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• It's Me or the Dog
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Drugs Or Me
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• give me the truth or nothing
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Love Me or Leave Me
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• What golf has taught me
• I won't ever understand me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
• find me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• Skate or Die
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Am I Hot or Not?
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Insulting
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• So Sue Me
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• Drink Me
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Big Me
• right or wrong
• Put up or shut up
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Isabella; or, The Pot of Basil
• What makes me beautiful
• Me Imperturbe
• Vicar or whatever
• If memory serves me right
• Camels, sandpeaks and silhouettes, or, a very quiet adventure
• Tandem impetravi ut egomet me corrumperem
• offend me
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You'll Find Me
• Clotel; or, The President's Daughter
• What is a sealed indictment? Or, the case of the missing third Duke lacrosse player.
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Treat... or a trick?
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Adore me
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I'm not in love, set me free
• starving oneself or binging
• Talk to me
• To care or not to care?
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Intrinsic self-worth in a capitalist society or Dealing with the closing of the American mind
• Feed Me Weird Things
• Love, Lust or Loneliness?
• Blame It on Me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
• Come and dance with me in the rain
• What is worse, a white man punching a black man, or a white man calling a black man a nigger?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Let me drink, Uncle Sam!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• She only wants me for sex
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Without Me
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Don't send me roses
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• m.e. (user)
• Count to Pi for me.
• Can You Take Me Back
• capture me with grace
• show me (user)
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Hand me that piano
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• me so cute (user)
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• Women only like me for my mind
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• that's where she lost me as I began imagining my family amongst blood-dripped hedges
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• Tell me one thing
• Bob wants me to let my imagination
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• How feminism lost me
• Glen or Glenda
• For Better or For Worse
• Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
• Spit or swallow?
• The Lady, or the Tiger?
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• An Epithalamion, or Marriage Song on the Lady Elizabeth and Count Palatine
• Hints for Etiquette; or, Dining Out made Easy
• Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter VI - Body Insults
• Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
• Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
• Me too
• For Love or Money
• Curried Fish or Meat
• Below me
• The First Booke of the Faerie Qveene Contayning the Legende of the Knight of the Red Crosse, or of Holinesse
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• Nothing can stop me now

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