Findings:

• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• It's Me or the Dog
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Drugs Or Me
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• give me the truth or nothing
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Love Me or Leave Me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• These people are still happening to me
• Not Youth Pertains to Me
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• My rubber ducky is stalking me
• PINCH ~Love Me Deeper~
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Join me
• So much it scares me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• let me love you (user)
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Kiss me once and never again
• Dream a Little Dream of Me
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• College sucked for me too
• Greyhound, carry me home
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• Hear You Me
• Turning me down is the new sleeping with me
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• Trouble Will Find Me
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• These are the places you changed me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
• you make me completely miserable
• knock me over with a feather
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• /me misses Glowing Fish
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• left or right, you're both wrong
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• Insulting
• Am I This Or Not?
• So Sue Me
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• Drink Me
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Big Me
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Fog hates gags, or a theological discussion
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Somewhere or Other
• What makes me beautiful
• odd or even
• Me Imperturbe
• If memory serves me right
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• Tandem impetravi ut egomet me corrumperem
• Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
• offend me
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• You'll Find Me
• Looking back... or ahead? (e2poll)
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• Adore me
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
• Talk to me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• The Death of St. Narcissus (Or, A Love Song for St. Sebastian)
• Feed Me Weird Things
• Blame It on Me
• Sink or swim
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Come and dance with me in the rain
• Fifteen Miles Or So
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• to suffer or permit to work
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Let me drink, Uncle Sam!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Take Me Down to the Infirmary
• DCyes its me (user)
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• ;me (user)
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Dance Me Outside
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Love Me Tender
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• you shoot me honest volumes
• Let me dream if I want to
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Help Me, Daddy
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• They love me in San Francisco
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• She said she loved me. The knife came down.
• For me, suicide is a temporary solution to a permanent problem
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Walk With Me
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death

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