Findings:

• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• It's Me or the Dog
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Drugs Or Me
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• give me the truth or nothing
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Love Me or Leave Me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• Adore me
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• I'm not in love, set me free
• gsn or? (user)
• Talk to me
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Feed Me Weird Things
• Easter and Anti-Zombitism Or Resurrection vs. Undead
• Blame It on Me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Charity or ripoff?
• Come and dance with me in the rain
• The presence or absence of stimuli: part four
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• fraud in medicine: arrogance or detachment?
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Let me drink, Uncle Sam!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• She only wants me for sex
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Without Me
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Don't send me roses
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• m.e. (user)
• Count to Pi for me.
• Can You Take Me Back
• capture me with grace
• show me (user)
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Hand me that piano
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• me so cute (user)
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• Women only like me for my mind
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• What golf has taught me
• I won't ever understand me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
• find me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• Insulting
• To IRC or Not to IRC...
• So Sue Me
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• Drink Me
• Life in the American business world
• Big Me
• you fall or fly every second
• Hachis, or Minced Fowl a la Polonaise
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• HOT or NOT
• What makes me beautiful
• Human Nature in Chinese and Greek Philosophy: External or Internal?
• Me Imperturbe
• If memory serves me right
• Half the work, half the pay. Or not?
• Tandem impetravi ut egomet me corrumperem
• offend me
• Two times more -- or twice as much?
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• With your shield, or on it
• You'll Find Me
• Wieland; or, The Transformation
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
• Though you can tell me
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I need your pain or I will not live
• Next time you leave me
• tits or GTFO
• Growing older makes me depressed
• just hold me, and let me weep
• All good men are either gay or married
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• "The cynic's path" or "Chronicles of a knight in sour armor"
• It's Time for Me to Die
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Make me one of you
• Red Roses for Me
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• Take me to the bridge
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Fill for me a brimming bowl full of stories
• Tell me what to dream
• Kiss Me Baby
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me

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