A family let me in tonight for the free haircuts I was offering by screaming in their windows at the top of my lungs in a VERY threatening manner. I banged on their windows and doors and I showed them my genitals through the living room picture window. These idiots let me in. They wanted to be "free to make their own choices." I came in. I was smiling from ear to ear. They got what was coming to them.
It felt so good to get fresh blood on my hands. In accordance with the virus rules I washed my hands afterwards, secured my mask, and went out into the night feeling alone and alive.
What a time to be alive.
God bless.