Findings:

• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Days when art is too much to bear
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Too many of my days are spent stuffing my cheeks with food and crash landing in the ocean.
• I'd like some dreams too
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• I have too many clothes
• Error: Too many errors
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• too many words
• Everybody is in too many pieces
• Too many cooks spoil the dish
• Some Haikus I Wrote When We Went to the Keys
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Too Many Daves
• I've been a woman for too long
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Too many lemons and not enough limes
• Too many secrets
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• Too many mes
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• When words mean too much
• too many of you fighting over nothing
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• when i stay in one spot too long, i lose the feel of the world
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Too many cigarettes and not enough lung
• Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Too Many Notes: a 300-word essay on brevity
• too many men on the ice
• Too Many Puppies
• Never Too Many Long Goodbyes
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• Too Many Cooks
• Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
• Movies that should have been books first
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• We get too tense when we drive
• when Hemingway Wrote
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• Angered about bias, I wrote a paper. I discovered that I too am biased.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Queen Mother is 100 - The UK is proud (apparently)
• Having a shoplifter arrested is apparently an act of racism
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• I Wrote a Poem Daddy
• I've frequently not been on boats
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• What have you been smoking?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• I've been crowned the king of it
• you know you've been caught
• been through the fire
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• You've Been Dumped
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• It's been lovely
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• you would have been
• They had been expecting me
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• I've been working on my homework
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I've been expecting you
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Proximity Martini
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I shoulda been there
• I could have been one of a two
• I've been dead a long time
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• I’ve been completed
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• It's been odd out in the world
• been there, done that
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• This has not been an easy year.

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