Findings:

• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• Ghosts 'n' Goblins: Pretty Much the same Thing as Sex
• Written After Swimming from Sestos to Abydos
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• Anything popular must suck
• happily ever after
• Life after death
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• They all lived happily ever after
• after
• Life After God
• after the therapy
• After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• after the fact
• After the Summer of Love
• What happens to milk after cheese?
• After Y2K
• August and Everything After
• After Dark
• Night After Night
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Twenty Years After
• After damp
• After The Fall
• After Dinner Cocktail
• After Eight
• After Five
• After Five Shooter
• After Hours
• The morning after
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• After The Race - 2
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• After Great Pain a Formal Feeling Comes
• Sending home Japanese Canadians after WWII
• morning after sheets
• The Day after Tomorrow
• After Effects
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• like mushrooms after a warm April rain
• Clean up after the Baby Boomers
• After Apple-Picking
• Double space after a period at the end of a sentence
• After Auschwitz
• People with programming languages named after them
• A Grammarian's Funeral Shortly After The Revival of Learning in Europe
• After a while
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• How to dry off after taking a shower
• I was into them after they were hip
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• After the Sea-Ship
• Unhappily Ever After
• Chronology of Communication after electronics to 1998
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• What life after death will really be like
• Sunglasses After Dark
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• the words I'm after
• NORML:Still Crazy After All These Years. Executive Summary.
• after a week at Smith
• after a week at smith part 2
• Why are the spots on your monitor after a healthy sneeze red, green, and blue?
• "Darn it all, and just after I sprayed the whole castle with FLIT!"
• masturbating right after working out
• What was left after the party
• Boy named after website
• Time After Time
• It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
• Upon Hearing Your Sighs After Reading Alice Walker Together
• May those who are born after me
• after and missing
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Today, after love, I looked at my lover
• Live After Death
• whoring after other gods
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• November and Everything After
• Going After Cacciato
• After love
• Why a stolen car is never the same after it's recovered
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Always after Barnes and Noble
• chasing after foolish entanglements
• In the light - After Midnight
• After the flood all the colors came out
• Years After Landing
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• In the Coffee Shop after Paradise
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• The Day After Christmas, or Santa's Workshop, Inc.
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• First Observation After a Nap
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• The silence after someone leaves
• I Before E Except After C
• On an airplane from Birmingham to Salt Lake City, after Christmas with family
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Morning After Pill
• Why you shouldn't smoke immediately after surgery
• Like as a huntsman after weary chase
• The summer after high school
• After Magritte
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The Ten Commandments of the First Day After Hernia Surgery
• Letter From My Father After the Death of My Mother
• Cleaning up after oil rig workers
• After Hamelin
• after her, I took my coffee black
• After eating whalemeat
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• After a heated argument
• Sea Kayaks After a Storm
• after midnight at The Midnight Special
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• Roosevelt After Inauguration
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• What to do after unprotected sex
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• After Shock
• Wearing white shoes after Labor Day
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• Molotov's speech after Finnish Winter War
• The taste in my mouth after a nap
• edev: Reloading node data after voting
• Ten Years After
• restarting a player after his character dies
• Disconnection -- A wedding and after
• How to Become a Fruitarian 3
• Realizations about reality found after sufficient higher education
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• after the flood (user)
• A bummer of a job, after school
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• After Life
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Chasing after the morning
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• After the Gold Rush
• I need to see you after class, young man!
• After the Wake
• Album of Landscapes After Old Masters
• evan after (user)
• after ski
• After Hours Trading
• Is There Life After High School?
• Los Angeles after the rain
• St. Distaff's Day; or the Morrow after Twelfth-Day
• after all white horses are in bed
• London After Midnight
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• Grotesque (After The Gramme)
• Making the Movies XVII Filming Earthquakes -- Before and After
• fluorescence recovery after photobleaching (FRAP)
• Running after cars
• After The Movie
• after the funeral
• Living After Midnight
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• Smoking a cigarette after having an orgasm
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• The first against the wall after the Revolution came
• 500 Years After
• Sex after pregnancy
• Applauding after a movie
• African-American schools after Brown: what changed?

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