Findings:
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- Move, and pretend you're still breathing
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- How to Moderate a Listserv using qmail
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
- Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
- How we could still have a President Trump
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- How to walk using crutches
- Taking over the world using cows
- When you know things are just meant to be
- butterfly stroke
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- Collision avoidance technique
- How to make your Linux box dual boot using Grub
- How to reformat a standard NT Domain login using ASP
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- How to find a square root using ruler and compass
- How to make a fool of yourself on national radio
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- Searching E2 using mouse gestures in Mozilla
- This is how you're saved
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- How to display the second hand on a digital clock radio
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- How to download Everything2 to your handheld using AvantGo
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Building a still
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
- How to really impress people using division by 7
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Riding a bike without using your hands
- How to control a light using multiple switches
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Lost in Boston?
- How to insult someone using calculus
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- How can you still breathe?
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- Reloading pistol ammunition using a Dillon progressive press
- How you're supposed to spend your leisure time
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- How is this still a thing?
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- How to destroy the world using a spaceship and an elephant
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- you still won't find what you're looking for
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- like you're blind but still can see
- You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
- The signals grow on radios
- Using Amateur Radio CW
- The Radio Still Sucks
- How to exchange two variables without using a third
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Impressing a man
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to make love to a virgin
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How amelinda retroactively changed early Judaic lore
- How to smuggle a snake onto an airplane
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How to torture a telemarketer
- Get rich trading on the stock market
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get rid of a cold
- Children's online privacy protection rule
- Learn how to punctuate.
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to live forever (step 2)
- How to grow marijuana
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
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