Findings:
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates III
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- All he left her was alone
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- he was a punk poet himself
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- His version was better
- I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
- Knoist and his Three Sons
- some say he was never here at all
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- The demon was just under three feet tall
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- That's Just How He Was
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He just left his body
- He made a way to his anger
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- He was found
- Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates II
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- It Was a Lover and His Lass
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- yesterday i walked for two and a half hours and was baptized in the spirit
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- More than he was willing to give
- I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
- He flops over and bonks his head
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He Was a Crook
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- At least he was gentle
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- He Was Only Joking
- he is too shy to write his tale
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- I married him because he was not mean
- He called he his brother and spoke approvingly of my story
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
- Reign Of Diocletian And His Three Associates
- making certain he was touching her
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- This was their finest hour
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- He weaves his words
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
- Round the Moon: 14: The Night of Three Hundred and Fifty-Four Hours and a Half
- One hour there was sunlight
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- s/he
- Li He
- Ancient Arrowhead
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Song of the Sorceress
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- Why won't he call?
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- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- He loves me, he loves me not
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- He fled
- The Man He Killed
- he says
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I Was the Loner of Paradise Valley
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- Surely he would remember this
- So, he's leaving
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- He says she says
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- mad he (user)
- What He Suffered
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He and She
- He (user)
- Xiao Sha Lao He!
- He and she are one
- If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
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