Findings:

• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Please please please let me get what I want
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• The things that get me (barely) through
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• can you get enough of me?
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Get it off me!
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• How to get more out of Psi
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Get Behind Me Satan
• Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
• How to get more change than you deserve
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Get back to me
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• A more delicate and biddable me
• let me be your first upvote
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• get off me
• Need to get out more
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• How to get more donations for Everything
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Gravity really gets me down
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• (Come get me).
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• Tell me more
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• You taught me more than hugging
• There is more of me than you imagine
• hurt me more (user)
• the more clothing I lose, the more often I get to walk around shirtless.
• More Alive Than Me
• call me garbage one more time
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I Ching
• Tech te Ch'ing
• Tao Te Ching 1
• Tao Te Ching 2
• Tao Te Ching 3
• Tao Te Ching 4
• Tao Te Ching 9
• Tao Te Ching 10
• Tao Te Ching 13
• Tao Te Ching 14
• Tao Te Ching 15
• Ching, the well
• Tao Te Ching 16
• Tao Te Ching 17
• Tao Te Ching 18
• Tao Te Ching 19
• Tao Te Ching 30
• Ching Pow
• Ma Yu Ching's Bucket Chicken House
• whatever, I'll upvote it
• Tao Te Ching 34
• Tao Te Ching 35
• Ching Witch!
• Jiang Ching
• Chong ching!s Chang 'cause Chang chung! Chong
• CHING (user)
• Who chinged Chung?
• My favorite chings
• Nei Ching
• ching ming wang (user)
• Francis D. K. Ching
• ching! of death
• The Gift of Ching (node_forward)
• Buy Chings (node_forward)
• You get what you pay for
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• Get drunk on History
• it gets thick
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Get my groove on
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I never get mail
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• get mine
• get off
• How to get in touch with your feminine side
• good reasons to get an education

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