Findings:

• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Up Your Ass
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• The Penitent Man Will Serve
• The ceiling that you are staring at will fall without your eyes to hold it up.
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• The world will knock you on your ass. Are you ready for that?
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Blowing smoke up your ass
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• ass chip
• Covering your ass
• bad ass
• swamp ass
• ass
• Rat's ass
• The Wild Ass and the Lion
• The Ass and His Driver
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Ass and His Masters
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and the Frogs
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Ass in the Lion's Skin
• The Ass and the Wolf
• The Goat and the Ass
• Kiss my ass
• Big Ass Truck
• jawbone of an ass
• Asses of Fire
• Photocopying your ass is not recommended
• Piece of ass
• The Kennedy crimes
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• My mom kicks ass
• Persian wild ass
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• Your ass is indefensible
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• The "ass" jellybean
• Spare Ass Annie
• Ass like a chicken
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Bite my shiny metal ass
• How to wipe your ass
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• my ass, your face
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• And the Ass Saw the Angel
• Big Ass Ham
• Weird-ass exam technique
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• The Wild Colonials
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Ass and potpourri
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• The Obscene Ass
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• half-assed
• Bust Ass Falls
• Canada Kicks Ass
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• Duck's ass
• My first smart ass comment
• bad ass (user)
• Punk Ass and the Grizzly Bear
• a huge man ass (user)
• Tap that ass
• How to wash your ass
• Morrison's Lament
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• ASS HOLE (user)
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• On the Road with My Pet Goat
• African wild ass
• Ass Ponys
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
• thug ass nigga (user)
• hoss ass hole (user)
• haul ass
• Fat Ass (user)
• ass hole!!! (user)
• dumb ass (user)
• ass over teakettle
• The Devil is an Ass
• Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
• show your ass (user)
• candy ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• ass butt (user)
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
• How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
• Ass kisser
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
• grabbing ass
• hot ass chris (user)
• trina sexy ass (user)
• ass whole (user)
• virgan ass (user)
• Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
• Dat ass

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