Findings:
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- At least he was gentle
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Good God it's hot! A 2003 Vegas gathering
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He made a way to his anger
- some say he was never here at all
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- Sex with my sister was always really, really good
- Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
- God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
- He's a good conversationalist, he's a gentleman
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- If I was a good person
- God was in the west too, at one time.
- All he left her was alone
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- making certain he was touching her
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- I Thought I Saw God
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
- When I was young Time had no wings
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- He Was a Crook
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- He Was Only Joking
- He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
- he was a punk poet himself
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- God made the integers, all else is the work of man
- Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
- God's just looking for a few good humans
- The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Six: In God Alone Is Good And Elsewhere Nowhere
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- God was a Lost Guest
- Food was purer in the good old days
- My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
- You've never had it so good
- Suicide Was A Good Choice
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- He had something to say. He said it.
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I was once young and had a home
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- He did very little harm
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- That's Just How He Was
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- He was found
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- now he just uses one he saw on a grave
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
- Our God, He Is Alive
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- He tampered in God's domain
- I Thought My Father Was God
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- Rats Saw God
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- If God was willing to let it be
- God is good, people are screwed up
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- God If I Saw Her Now
- 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
- I had a really good time tonight
- Man was created in God's image
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- Love cookies
- The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
- He's a good guy friend
- very good (user)
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- I was never any good at maths at school
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- The days of very old were not very good
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- he had a dream
- King George he had a Date
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
- God was created in man's image
- The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
- I married him because he was not mean
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- I saw god
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- More than he was willing to give
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- It was all God's fault
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