Dear Rowan Atkinson
I recently had this really weird dream.
I had found a snippet of a really interesting book
, but needed to see the rest of the sentence
where it had been cut off. So I went to the Swiss chalet
of the author, and found the book in his basement
, when I was surprised
there by his really hot daughter, who started making out
with me. The author himself found us in short order thereafter, and chased me from his house, across a parking lot
, and into a maze of wire basket bridges
connecting one mountain top
to another. I thought he would give up, but he just kept chasing, even as I was shouting praise for his book (and criticizing how stupid the page numbering system was -- I mean who numbers book pages with sets of letters
split down the middle and then rearranged to form new letters)?
Anyway, I just wanted to thank you for taking a break from your underwater scuba magic show
to help guide me through the mazes. And for pointing out that I could escape at any time by waking up.