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• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I was told you were very pretty
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• What Might Have Been
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• It could have been me
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I might have, once.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Front porch, what should have been said
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• What have you been smoking?
• This ocean is angry but I might live through it
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 9: In Which We Meet a Wise Old Bird
• The moustaches of our Spanish masters and before that the very birds of Minerva
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I know I have been dreaming
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• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• They had been expecting me
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• He's been places they have not.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I could have been Canadian
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I could have been one of a two
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• i have been burning for so long
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• but it's been promised to another
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• However, we have birds and wonderful green trees and rain.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• old chestnut: all but two
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer

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