Click here to win! Look, I'm flashing, and I look like a Windows drop down list!
Banner ads are dumb. And I'm a Mac user; I'm not going to be tricked into clicking on a Windows-style drop-down menu.
Comparison Shop. Channels. Rewards. Email & Tools.
Hmm.
Win Dinner & a Movie?
No.
Win Free Rent or Mortgage for One Year! Win AFI's Funniest Films!
I said no.
Sign up! Sign in! Member center!
Stop it.
Super Searches for shopping, entertainment, or news?
No.
Autos. Real Estate. Insurance. Legal Help. Fashion & Beauty. Travel. Buy Books.
Nope.
Health? Horoscopes? Auto Financing? MyPrimeTime? Find a Lawyer? Small Business?
Uh-uh.
Domain Name Registration! Submit a Site! PC HelpDesk! Downloads!
No!
Dear God, man! What are you looking for?
I think I remember being able to search the web from here.
Sigh. Okay. You want text mode. One banner ad, plus a Visa logo.
How do I get text mode?
Add this to the end of the URL: /cgi-bin/query?text
Thanks.
Don't tell anybody I told you, okay?