is a originally a Heinz
product; a foodstuff that has been described as "overcooked tinned pasta
in tomato sauce
shaped like letters of the alphabet" - and formed the basis of my childhood diet
. I used to spend hours making rude
words and sentences out of alphabetti spaghetti...much to the disgust
of my Mom
. Do you think illiterate
people still get the full effect of alphabetti spaghetti? Hmm.
It's been rumoured that Heinz marketted a German
variant before and during World War II
which only contained mini swastikas
.This rumour is not true (confirmed by Heinz).
Extract from Red Dwarf
" (season 3):
You've just had my mum!?
Five times! He was like a wild stallion
"Very prim, very proper, almost austere
Don't fall for it, Arn - it's trying to make you angry!
Darling, I wish you could have seen him in action. He was like a set of pistons in an ocean liner engine room.
I think I'm going to be sick.
Don't get angry! That's what it wants!
and mother... It's a dream come true.
He's so energetic! I honestly thought my false teeth
were going to fall out.
The positions he bent me into!
Terrific. That sounds enchanting
. Well done.
And the things this boy can do with Alphabetti Spaghetti!
Cool it, Arnie!