Drummer of Van Halen, brother of Eddie Van Halen. Lost his virginity at 13 (I read that somewhere, and I was really impressed at the time, since I was 16 and still had mine). He sure is ugly which makes it good that he usually wears sunglasses. But I think he's got an ugly = sexy thing going on, some girls seem to have a thing for that, anyway. Or maybe it's the millionaire rock musician aspect, guess we'll never know, huh?

Please ignore the last couple sentences, talking about Van Halen gets me into one of those 'if I was still a teenager and the 80's never ended' sorta modes. I'm really no longer sexually competitive with heavy metal rock stars. Man, do I need a drink.

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