Findings:

• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• stupidity should be painful
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• These are the glory days of lyricists
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• Farmers' Market
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• list of things
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• titles should be approached laterally
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Precedent Means Nothing These Days
• Why a dog should be viewed as particularly sick remains unclear.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• These are the days of our lives
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Chalant should be a word!
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Should I be happy?
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• Evil be thou my good
• I should be running in the sunshine
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• The problem with babies these days
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• Why you should not be mean
• These are their future good old days.
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• she is evil, she should burn
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• I should be able to remember your face
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Laundry should be free
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• You Won't Be Mine
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• No threat should be taken lightly
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Don't Be Evil
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Your god might be evil....
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• So you want to be evil
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• You Should Be Sober
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Kids these days
• Be Mine
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• That annoying, wailing crap that passes for soul these days
• These are the days when birds come back
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• That annoying, whining crap that passes for metal these days
• UFOs These Days
• These Days
• These Are Days
• Bee Mine, or Why I Hate Valentine's Day
• Should I go to the movies and sleep the day away?
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• This node should be filled with waka!
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Automobile tire pressure
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Things every child should be taught
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Food should not be luminous
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Should I be sorry?
• What is and what should never be
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• AI should be our top priority.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• why you should never be a referee
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• That'll Be the Day
• It should not be this complicated
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Be a girl for a day
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• Why should we be moral?
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• This node should be filled with bees!
• How to be a good evil villain
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Your dog might be evil...
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• How Should A Person Be?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• you just might be evil
• We hold these truths to be self-evident
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• some day we will all be gone
• This node should be filled with renga!
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• as light fills these rooms, and those within are healed
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised

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