Findings:

• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• The page cannot be displayed
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• be cool
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• This statement cannot be proven
• Be cool in college
• Cool To Be You
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• It's so cool to be denied
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• cannot be again
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Information cannot be owned
• Trying desperately to be cool
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• AOL chat
• AOL Time Warner
• AOL/Netscape
• Fun with AOL say!
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• AOL!
• Diary of an AOL user
• AOL Keywords
• Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
• Fanatical AOL User
• Evil AOL Instant Messenger graphical smileys
• AOL InstaKiss
• polluting the AOL namespace
• AOL Canada
• AOL Keyword: Slashdot
• A letter to AOL
• AOL is not the Internet
• AOL is broken
• Removing AOL Instant Messenger from your Mac
• Preventing AOL Instant Messenger from installing with Netscape
• AOL Instant Messenger
• AOL Delinquent
• Connie the AOL girl
• accessing the AOL network using unauthorized software
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• AOL member
• AOL V4.0 Cookie
• AOL PLUS
• AOL Instant Message Protocol
• No More AOL CDs
• Connecting your gaming system to AOL
• Connecting a Gaming Console to AOL Cable
• AOL (user)
• They Might Be Giants
• Information wants to be free
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Free to Be, You and Me
• to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• the world will be remade in our image
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I know what it's like to be dead
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• rather be in Philadelphia
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• Soon to be off the air
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• begging to be loved
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• be seeing you
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Be careful what you wish for
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• good reasons to be content
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
• the powers that be
• To be at loggerheads
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Will I be given that chance?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• How to be anonymous
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet

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