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• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• They are all pretty but fading.
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• Here All Alone in Silence
• All of my coworkers spit into urinals
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• The flame to end all flames
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• They think it's all over
• We All Float Down Here: The 2017 Halloween Horrorquest
• I am inspired down here on all fours, picking through your vomit with tweezers and gloves
• here, but not here
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• The channels switch, but it's all television.
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• they carry but they do not understand
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• Kids that age think they know it all
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They All Laughed
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• Of all the dorm rooms in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
• all but
• some say he was never here at all
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• My real life, burst into the proper colors
• there isn't another side. it's all right here.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• Words are the mirrors of our discontents merely; they contain all the huge unhatched eggs of the world's sorrows.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• but these are only ripples
• Fuck them all but the six
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• they threw us all in a trench and stuck a monument on top
• We're All Mad Here
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• I came out here to remember it all
• Were you here at all?
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• We are all shadows colliding into each other
• She is all I am listening to here
• We all float down here
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• hold the mayo... in your purse while wearing all black and a ski mask
• And they all just stood and stared
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• we all float around here
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• all lost lights limped on into the limitless dark
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• All gods but your own
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• Plan All the Way to the End
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• I am but a moth before your flame
• But what are they really thinking?
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• all net, nothing but territory
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all

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