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• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• What life after death will really be like
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• One day we will burn
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• some day we will all be gone
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• All these things we'll one day swallow whole
• Be a girl for a day
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• my day will come (user)
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• A fever of one day's continuance only
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• She must be what cocaine is like
• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
• I liked the one with the whales
• Squids will be Squids
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• One quiet, unassuming day
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Look siad me Be like me
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I will be in my trailer!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• Trespassers will be violated
• Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• I'm always just one bad day away from committing suicide
• Rebeca Martinez
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Day One
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• One Bright Day
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• i kept dreaming of a world i thought i'd never see, and then one day i got in
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Nobody likes a cyclist
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• I will not be voting
• Nobody Likes a Bogan
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• Leave it for a day and it will leave you for two
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Gloss over the losses, like they're an old pair of lips
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• One Day in September
• Mind without body
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Four Seasons in One Day
• Deception - Day One
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Like a day without sunshine
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• I like that heavy name. I will carry it.
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• all the cute guys will be there
• I, for one, welcome the release that death will bring
• A Dancer's Diary: Day One of Six
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Day One’s Curiosities: The Stained Glass Granary and the Lay of the Rain
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• I will not spend my life like this
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• Will I be given that chance?
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Nobody cares about your fucking breasts!
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Everything will be alright
• It will never be just you
• I know what it's like to be dead

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