Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "A muffled firecracker can only be a gunshot. Three more. Then a stream of terrified obscenity and a wet, ripping sound ending in a hoarse, gurgling scream that just sort of...trails off.."

• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• only the named can be destroyed
• only then will we be safe from each other
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• There can be only one
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• we can all just be around other people
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• We Be Three Poor Mariners
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Just to see what it would be like
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I just want to be a drummer
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• There need to be more powers
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• A dying playground can be Eden
• We Can Be Together
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Be all that you can be
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• What can be better than that?
• No one can be in two places at once
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Just Be
• it would be hilarious if only
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Let's just be friends
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• TV can be a good thing
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Just be home in time for supper
• There will be no more stories to read
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• What a kiss can be
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Short can be good! (document)
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• Any song can be a love song
• We used to be more in sync
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Children can be cruel
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Why procrastination can be productive
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Exes can be good things
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• University students can be really stupid
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Be different, just like everyone else
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Valour can be brown
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• It can be cold in the dark
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• All we need is just to be
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• We can be heroes
• Leaves of three, let it be
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• No one can be totally logical

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