One day this hippie was on a bus and saw a nun. He went up to her and said "come on, have sex with me." She said "no, that would be against my religion!" The nun got off the bus at the church. The bus driver, who had overheard the conversation, told the hippie to dress up as someone else, go into the church, and ask her again.

The next day the hippie got high and dressed up as someone else. He saw the nun in the church praying and asked her to have sex with him. She said "o.k., but you have to do me in the butt so I won't lose my virginity." They did it, and afterwards the hippie pulled off his mask and said "ha ha, I'm the hippie." Then the nun pulled off her mask and said "ha ha, I'm the bus driver."

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