There once was a man called Diogenes
From a minter of coins he got his genes

But his father forgot
To stamp his own squirt

So lavish his life was by no means.

I decided to fill this node, but realised too late that I wrote a philosophER limerick, not a philosophical one.

A cranky, barrel-bound skeptic
Was characteristically septic
When he made a suggestion
From his digestion:
His verdict? The play was dyspeptic.

Adapted from "the most famous pun on reddit"

A chap in a philosophy course
He noticed a porn star by the doors
He thought he'd e-mail her
With philosophers, he'd hail her
He put Descartes before the whores

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