Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "45 minutes to cook, four hours to eat, and will practically guarantee that everyone will sleep on the floor"

• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Eight hours for work, eight hours for sleep, eight hours for what we will
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• the water will eat my heart
• I Will Make You Eat Your Words
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• This half of this node will self-destruct in 24 hours
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• I will eat you slowly with kisses
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• The houses there are nice, although the mosquitoes will eat you alive.
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• the way will find you. it finds everyone, somehow.
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I will eat your soul
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• Pop Will Eat Itself
• The weeds will burn; the oaks will resolve to stay
• the world will be remade in our image
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• Boys will be boys
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Four hours passed, and as many people
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Will Oldham
• Triumph of the Will
• Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
• This message will self-destruct in five seconds
• gruel and a four hour singalong
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• node that will be my legacy
• I Will Sing You One-O
• It will get better
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• The frozen north will hatch a flightless bird
• Will Hare
• all the cute guys will be there
• Four Minute Men
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• 3 hours 57 minutes
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• Will Vinton
• Will
• Will Rice
• Alfred Nobel's Will
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I Will Survive
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Does free will exist?
• I will howl in a deep lagoon
• Close your eyes, I will help you pray
• The South will rise again
• What life after death will really be like
• I will kill you if I can
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• Carl Everett
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• The television will not be revolutionized
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Final Fantasy: Love Will Grow
• I know when the world will end
• Will Jones
• How to sleep with 10,000 women in four simple steps
• Four minute warning
• Good Will Hunting
• You will be assimilated
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• This will never happen
• Will and Grace
• The revolution will not be televised
• None of this will mean a thing in 100 years
• Will Smith
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• I will spit the blue flame and hurl my glass against the wall
• Will I be given that chance?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?
• And then I will just slip away
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• XP will not pay the rent
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• My Everything2 Will
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• One word that will make others laugh
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• Things I will miss about living in Alaska
• Online flirting will send you straight to hell
• living will
• Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
• I will stare into this box
• Capitalism will save the environment
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• I Know A Song That Will Annoy You
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• How to kill, cook and eat a rat
• That frost will not fall
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• I Will Hold On
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• We Will Rock You
• five will get you ten
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
• Westbound on Interstate 10, four hours from El Paso
• How to sleep with 0 women in four simple steps
• four walls, a ceiling and a floor
• Triathlon Training In Four Hours A Week
• Reasons why you need at least 5 hours of sleep
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Side effects include explosive acne, terminal constipation, loss of extremities, uncontrollable pyrokinesis, and erections lasting more than four hours due to rigor mortis.
• Four on the floor
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• Free will
• Two hours and thirty-eight minutes to live
• I will show you fear in a handful of dust
• Omniscience and free will are contradictory
• free will defense
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Love Will Tear Us Apart
• Will Wright
• Line cook: fire and pain at 9.50 an hour
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Will Rogers
• Things that we will never use
• Will nanotech destroy science fiction?
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• The People's Will
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• the will to doubt
• thought, will, intent
• 15 will get you 20
• Will Hays
• Will Ferrell
• Will Shortz
• yes I said yes I will Yes.
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• Styles of Radical Will
• People who don't smoke will never die
• For I Will Consider My Cat Jeoffrey
• Morning Will Come
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Will to Power
• A Boy's Will
• Human beings will believe anything
• T.A.Z.: The Will To Power as Disappearance
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
• When will the internet eradicate paper?

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