I hereby designate April
4th, 4-04, to be a national holiday
for anyone and everyone who works within the internet
, web design
, online stores
or any other vocation that requires frequent interaction with the Internet.
All persons who are eligible shall immediately leave there work place, return home and change their voice mail, answering machines or messaging service to state "Happy 404 Day
. The worker you are attempting to access is not available."
After the traditional holiday greeting
is recorded and left on your messaging system, you can then enjoy a full relaxing day involving no work.