Findings:

• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• And I don't even know their names
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I still don't even know you
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• I don't know
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Node what you don't know
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• You don't know fear
• You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• They don't know what I've done
• I don't know why I read the newspaper
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• you don't want to know
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I dont know (user)
• Don't encourage people to read
• Things people don't want to hear
• They don't know what they're missing
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• People don't flail when they die
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• what is this i don't even
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Cats don't have brakes
• Don't Know Much
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I don't believe in people
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• You don't have to remember my name
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Why don't I have votes today?
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• I don't know how to smile
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• i don't know what it is on the wind,but
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• People who don't smoke will never die
• people who don't exist
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• No, I don't have channel 11
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• He don't know
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• I Don't Know (user)
• An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• A reason to drink
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• You don't know my GOD
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• I don't have a television set
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Even if You Don't
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• So you don't have to
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Indigenous people don't exist
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• we don't precisely know
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• dont know (user)
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows

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