1. Take their
glowsticks
2. Bump the
dj table during their favorite
jig
3. Assume they are on
drugs
4. Assume they are
not on drugs
5. Charge them
outlandish amounts for
water
6. Take their
pacifier does anyone actually use them anymore?
7. Do the
bump'n grind with your partner on the
dance floor
8. Offer
breakdancing lessons to anyone who wants them...right in the middle of the
dancefloor
9. Tell them their pigtails are
not darling
10. Install a
crappy soundsystem in the
rave arena
11. Try to carry on a
serious conversation in front of the
speakers
12. Refuse their generous offers of
candy,
stickers,
glitter, and
hugs
13. Use too many
strobing lights
14. Hold the raving event down the street from a
country bar
15. Change the
genre of music often, like every hour...no really, this bothers ravers...
16. Assume they have no life other than going to parties...and possibly being students...
17. Make fun of their
baggy pants, silly hats, and
fairy wings
18. Act as though you are
not interested in the
neat-o, cool
toys they brought
19. Don't stock the 'bar' with
headache remedies
20. Act like you are
too cool to enjoy the rave...
source: eight or so years of raving...