Findings:

• Unix Wizard
• 14-year-old boys
• Unix
• Digital UNIX
• Microsoft UNIX
• commercial UNIX
• Linux is a Unix
• The UNIX Philosophy
• UNIX shell
• Why Unix?
• Unix weenie
• Unix brain damage
• Unix conspiracy
• UNIX file system layout
• unix signals
• What makes UNIX UNIX?
• The UNIX Trademark
• Unix vs Windows
• Stupid Unix Tricks
• This is UNIX! I know this!
• UNIX shell init files
• Unix The Supermodel (user)
• Politically Correct Unix
• Think Unix
• UNIX poetry
• unix songs
• Unix Filesystem Hierarchy
• LISP for UNIX
• The Unix Programming Environment
• Unix versus Linux
• Comparing UNIX to DOS
• Editing text on UNIX
• Unix: The Complete Reference
• Multi-user capabilities were added to UNIX during an all-night drinking binge at AT&T's Bell Labs
• disk usage under UNIX
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• UNIX Network Programming
• steps to UNIX familiarity
• Running ICQ using a UNIX shell
• Why UNIX commands are so abbreviated
• UNIX partitions
• Unix I/O Redirection
• Linux is a toy UNIX
• Unix Family Tree
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• Conversations UNIX admins dread
• UNIX domain sockets
• My final days, a UNIX story
• New UNIX filesystem permissions based on Everything2 behavior
• funny UNIX commands
• How to include the working directory in your UNIX prompt
• Advanced Unix Programming
• Typing UNIX commands in a DOS window
• Unix Man
• UNIX verb
• One Billion UNIX Seconds
• The UNIX and the Echo
• Unix mailbox file
• Unix Distributions
• John is a man of UNIX
• Unix variant
• UNIX System Administration Handbook
• The Pronunciation of Punctuation in Unix
• Single Unix Specification
• DOS to UNIX Command Conversions
• unix commands
• How to remove oddly named files on Unix systems
• Root Of Unix (user)
• Practical Unix Programming
• The Art of Unix Programming
• Unix System Laboratories
• Advanced Programming in the UNIX Environment
• What is Windows doing? (Unix scripting example)
• UNIX Russian Roulette
• Pinball Wizard
• The Wizard of Oz
• Wizards of the Coast
• wizard
• Ultimate Wizard
• Wizards
• The Wizard of Id
• The Wizard
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• The Wizard's Crown
• wizard mode
• Wizard's Second Rule
• Wizard Book
• Wizard of Wor
• MS Break-Up-Letter Wizard
• Mr. Wizard
• Washington Wizards
• house wizard
• wizard hat
• Demons and Wizards
• The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
• A Wizard of Earthsea
• Wizard of Yendor
• Wizard's Hall
• Wizard's First Rule
• war wizard
• The Wizard of Oz as a Monetary Allegory
• Wizard's Bane
• Wizard's Way
• Dorothy and the Wizard in Oz
• The Arrival Of The Wizard
• The Wizard Performs Another Trick
• Eggplant Wizard
• Wizard and Glass
• How the Wizard Practiced Sorcery
• How the Wizard Found Dorothy
• What the Wizard had to say.
• Wizards and Dwarves solution
• Mordoc The Wizard (user)
• Wizard of Oz (user)
• Wizards of the Coast Christmas Cards
• Wizard Video
• The Wizard of Speed and Time
• Wizard magazine
• PGofOZ:The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
• Wizard of the Pigeons
• Wizards and Warriors
• Cowled Wizards
• Little Wizard Stories of Oz
• Ozma And The Little Wizard
• American McGee's Wizard of Oz
• Dark Wizard
• wizard (user)
• Delvin the wizard (user)
• Shining Wizard
• Weather Wizard
• Age of Wonders II: The Wizard's Throne
• The Wizard of Gore
• Wizard's Eighth Rule
• The Tales of the Wizard of Oz
• Electric Wizard
• A Wizard in Rhyme
• Wizard's Quest
• The Wizard Finds an Enchantment
• Kansas City Wizards
• Files and Settings Transfer Wizard
• use our patented Brain Wizard to select a model
• The Wizard of Mars
• Worlds of Power #5: Wizards & Warriors
• The Wizard in Lod
• Lord Voodoo Wizard (user)
• Wizard's Duel
• Wizard People, Dear Reader
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• The Wizard's Sleeve
• Beyond The Wizard's Sleeve
• I Put On My Robe and Wizard Hat
• the wicked wizard (user)
• The Wizard of Casual Boggle
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
• Wizard of the Crow
• The Wizard Of Oz (user)
• Da Wizard Of Oz (user)
• Wizard Chili
• The Wizard Learns the Magic Word
• The Magic of the Wizard
• Grey Star the Wizard
• The Blue Wizard is About to Die!
• Copy files. Trace it. Become a wizard.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard
• sad wizard vibes
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• The Wizard and the Years

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