12 ways to ruin a Club
Mon Jul 17 2000 at 18:27:25
12 Good Ways To Ruin A
Don't go to
But if you do go - Go late.
Never accept an
, it is easier to
than to actually do anything.
If asked by the
to give your opinion about something important say you have no comment.
After the meeting however, buy a
and tell everyone how things should be done.
Hold back your
money as long as possible or better still don't
If you agree with everything at the meeting, make sure you disagree with it afterwards in the pub.
When everything else fails abuse the office holders, especially any female on the
Don't bother getting new
Talk co-operation for the fellow with you but never co-operate with him.
Don't tell the club how it can help you but if it doesn’t help you tell everyone its
Do Nothing more than necessary but when other members roll up their sleeves and
give of their time to keep the club going, complain that the club is being run by a
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Mon Jul 17 2000 at 18:43:44
on it. Eww.
Drop it on the
Pick it up
from the floor.
Put nothing in it.
Put nothing but mayonnaise in it.
Use too much
. Too much of that is bad, as well.
Forget to put
s through it so that it falls apart when picked up.
Hit it with some sort of
hard, blunt object
Twirl it around above your head on a string, then throw it 15 feet in the air
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Cut through the steering wheel. Remove
and throw it in a river.
When being attacked by a
, wait until it is about to bite you and shove The Club into its mouth vertically, to keep the jaw open. Wait until the dinasaur bites down hard, which will snap the club in two.
Give The Club to an LA or NYC
, who will return it covered with blood.
Give The Club to
, who is always showing off his strength and will immediately bend it in half.
Pretend you are one of the
and use The Club as a
foil. Run about the house all
breaking things. Keep this up until your mother takes it away from you and throws it out.
Lend it to a
sex show. When it comes back, you won't want it anymore.
Install The Club as a lightning rod and wait for a storm.
borrow The Club for pole vaulting.
Use The Club for a walking stick. Walk next to the
George W. Bush
nominate The Club for a cabinet position and let the Senate ruin it.
Take copious amounts of
. The Club won't be ruined, but you won't really care.
Install The Club in your vehicle and park it somewhere safe. When you return, The Club (and your vehicle) will most likely be gone.
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