A page on spinnwebe.com (of Dysfunctional Family Circus fame) where users can leave messages for Spinn (the site's author) and he responds to them, often ridiculing the hapless message writer, who may not have realized anyone reads the page.

The interface is designed to emulate a touch-tone phone system from hell, making you click numbered buttons to navigate between pages.

"Hello, and thanks for calling 1-900-ZWEBLÖ7. Since you're intelligent enough to figure out how to dial a Z, and since the location of the Ö button is a closely guarded government secret, you have been considered qualified to contact us."

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