Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "‘Your honor, I know it looks bad, but he was a murderer. The ghost of his wife told me so."

• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• So I hired an axe murderer: A strikethrough-ridden look at reference checking
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• You know, life isn't so bad
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Jesus He Knows Me
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• So I hired an axe murderer: A quick look at reference checking
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• He smiles but it's not real.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• i know you are but what am i
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You say you love; but with a voice
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.

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