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• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
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• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• You and I have power supplies
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• i have been burning for so long
• Have you been a dad today?
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Advice I have been given about girls
• What have you been smoking?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• the illusion of conviction offered by rock music, drugs, and contemporary poetry
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• I know I have been dreaming
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• you would have been
• Anthology of Poetry by Young Americans
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• What Might Have Been
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I've been duped by Satan!
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I have just been shot
• you have never been safe
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Movies that should have been books first
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• How long have you been in love with her?
• AES may have been broken
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Names have been changed
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• He's been places they have not.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• Poetry written by teenagers
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
• The Wild Colonials
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I could have been one of a two
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• small poetry by a small poet
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I could have been Canadian
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
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• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• You've Been Borged! (document)
• You've Been Dumped
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I've been a woman for too long
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• It's been lovely
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• Why I've never been ice skating
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• I've been working on my homework
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I've been expecting you
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I’ve been completed
• love like you've never been hurt

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