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• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Plant your $1000 seed of Faith
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• When you know things are just meant to be
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• You will be assimilated
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• We Can Be Together
• TV can be a good thing
• Exes can be good things
• I will always be weird inside
• The revolution will not be televised
• Valour can be brown
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• There can be only one
• University students can be really stupid
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Be all that you can be
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• The end will be a sellout
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• The television will not be revolutionized
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Will I cease to be
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• you have to be close to catch it
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• I will be in my trailer!
• Knowledge can never be certain
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Any song can be a love song
• The next life will be better
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Boys will be boys
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Carl Everett
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• you have to be kidding
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There will be time
• murder can be fun
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Will I be given that chance?
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• I fear I will be nothing
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The revolution will not be webcast
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Who Will Be There
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• It can be cold in the dark
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• No one can be totally logical
• Marks which will never be broken
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next

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