Findings:

• We never asked to be babysitters
• I never asked to be born you know
• why you should never be a referee
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Born, never asked
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I asked the mountain
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• There will never be another you
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• You never think it will be the ducks
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• You will never be a real woman
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• I'll never be the other woman
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• The mountain could be home
• What is and what should never be
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Marks which will never be broken
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Never be the first to let go
• Things never were what they used to be
• Knowledge can never be certain
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Home I'll never be
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Never be rude to an Arab
• It will never be just you
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• I've never asked a heart for rent money
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I never thought it would be like this
• Ask Jeeves
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask Me Why
• A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master
• Reference librarian
• Feel, and slowly ask for sun
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask me about Loom
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• you asked for it
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• Go Ask Alice
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Being asked to sponsor
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• an ache you would ask for
• Somebody once asked me...
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Ask her if she's got an answer
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• Not verifying information
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• You Ask, Montag Answers: Part Four
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to cultivate bioethanol, tell them "MY CORN IS FOR EATING"
• I asked her not to forget me
• Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• One Man Asked In Anger
• That moment before she asked
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #1
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #5
• He asked for more flesh
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Ask a Human: Greg Answers #11: Special Earth Edition
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• the universe asked a question, and you are the answer
• breathe and ask questions
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?

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