Findings:

• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Life sucks, then you die
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• Life gets in the way of words
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• Life. Get one. (user)
• Get a Life
• Type my letter, get my coffee, suck my dingdong
• life sucks (user)
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Life will get easier
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Stoned music memories
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Get a life!
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• life sucks
• Lets Get Real
• Buy Music - E2 Gets Money (document)
• Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• Get your dog away from my rims, cop
• lets get it 08 (user)
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• It gets better
• Get Well Soup
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• The beginning of wisdom is this: Get wisdom
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Meaning of life
• The Impact of Epilepsy on Quality of Life
• In My Life
• D.R. & Quinch's Totally Awesome Guide to Life
• The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Ode to Dorm Life
• Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass: Chapter X
• The Abundance of Life...
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Big As Life
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• shelf life
• On longevity and shortness of life
• How plums renewed my faith in life
• Waking Life
• Defending Your Life
• Thorns of Life
• My Scarlet Life
• secrets of life (user)
• A day in the life of a signing clerk
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The River of Life
• The Short Happy Life of an Alpha Puppy
• An Unfinished Life
• Life is an ocean. We wanted to swim.
• The Four Fold Path of Life
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• After a life
• The Life and Times of the Parmesan Goldfish
• Life... The Best Game In Town
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• Life on the Edge
• When life gives you demons...
• Life in Slow Motion
• The remnants of a man's life
• Life in a Seismically Active Country
• Why C++ doesn't suck
• Why the Bible sucks
• The Radio Still Sucks
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• gets on my tits
• Get Fuzzy
• Get out of Hell free card
• How to use your geek skills to get the girl
• Now I get it
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I've Gotta Get a Message to You
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• Get Higher
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Get it in writing (document)
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• How to get a Ph.D.
• It Gets Dark
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• how to get wet
• past life
• Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist
• Life is hard
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• Better than Life
• Life as an interface between two neuroses
• Life is not a Competition
• Life as a Puzzle
• When life gives you shit
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• life of a patent
• Life in a Glass House
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• Our little life is rounded with a sleep
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• Six Chapters of a Floating Life
• The scariest moment of my life
• Electronic Life
• Married Life
• Terrestrial life
• Life is essentially meaningless, still we fear death
• Life goes on
• The meaning of life is infinite Pac-Man
• Two immortals discussing life and death
• A Free Morning and a Life Coach
• Ten Moments in the Life of the Writer
• Proper format will save your life
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• FreeCell and the Meaning of Life
• Tarred for life
• It's a Hard Knock Life for a Cosmic Horror Cultist
• And in the dark, in the dark, the recording angel opens its hundred eyes and snaps the spine of the Book of Life
• The 36-Hour Day: A Family Guide to Caring for Persons with Alzheimer's Disease, Related Dementing Illnesses, and Memory Loss in Later Life
• Pro Wrestling Tropes and Life as a Little Boy
• Problems with the Power Mac G4 Cube
• 67 reasons why Butterfinger McFlurries suck
• Everyone's code sucks
• I never get mail
• Get off the gun
• Get off the shed
• Get Carter
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• get some
• Herbs to get in touch with the element of earth
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• How to get more change than you deserve
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
• Man Punches Shark, Gets All the Glory
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn!
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• What You Get Is What You See
• A Life Less Ordinary
• A Design For Life

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