Findings:

• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• Get a life!
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• Life sucks, then you die
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• life sucks (user)
• Life gets in the way of words
• Life. Get one. (user)
• Get a Life
• Type my letter, get my coffee, suck my dingdong
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Life will get easier
• Stoned music memories
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• life sucks
• Got to Get You into My Life
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• Life of an American Fireman
• Holmes-Rahe Life Stress Inventory
• A Brush with Life
• Why C++ doesn't suck
• Why the Bible sucks
• The Radio Still Sucks
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Just suck it
• get
• get with the program
• The Universe always gets the first move
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• The movies always get it wrong
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• This is what you get
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
• How to get more donations for Everything
• Get Ready
• It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
• Get your juices going
• I'll get there when I get there
• Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
• You get what anyone gets. You get a lifetime.
• (Come get me).
• A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
• a couch is something you get on Craigslist, something that comes and goes
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• It's knowing that I'll never get lost
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• A Life Less Ordinary
• A Design For Life
• Universal Life
• What is best in life?
• Wheel of Life
• the objective meaninglessness of life
• Life In The Sixteenth Century
• How I used Napster to ruin the life of the most popular kid in high school
• Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass: Preface
• The Life Stealer
• What we do in life... echoes in eternity
• Congratulations: you are living a life devoid of any serious problems
• Long Life
• life saver
• life in the clouds
• my life as a circus clown
• I see these eyes that lit my life. Now they're cold and dark and gone.
• Spice up your life by attending strip clubs
• Creation: Life and how to make it
• smug life (user)
• My zen life with coffee
• Lessons on life, love and things of utter importance
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• This is the reality: It's the rest of my life that's the dream
• The Chronicles of Life and Death
• Prairie Still Life
• My Other Life
• Gravitational Pull vs. the Desire for an Aquatic Life
• Wonderful Life
• The grand prize of life
• Life in Munchkinland
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• A year in the life of a plastic tree
• The life and times of a fallen angel (category)
• The rubble of life
• an ideal and perfect life
• Is There Life After Housework?
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• Problems with the Power Mac G4 Cube
• 67 reasons why Butterfinger McFlurries suck
• Everyone's code sucks
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Get the finger put on
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• How to avoid a car accident
• How to lie and get away with it
• Get out of Hell free card
• How to use your geek skills to get the girl
• Now I get it
• Get Up and Bar the Door
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I've Gotta Get a Message to You
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• Get Higher
• Lets Get Real
• Buy Music - E2 Gets Money (document)
• Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• Get your dog away from my rims, cop
• lets get it 08 (user)
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• It gets better
• Get Well Soup
• Fuke Gets A New Robe
• How To Get Over A x
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• get yourself free
• Rocko's Modern Life
• Doing something with your life
• If my life were an arcade game
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• Moments in your life that remind you of a music video
• This Desert Life
• linear life questions
• Life's Rich Tapestry
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass: Chapter XI
• Forgetting his life away
• time lost in life because of waiting
• The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
• One life
• midlife crisis
• Body for Life
• The Mormon Life
• Life is not a paragraph
• real life test
• life list
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• My life goal, unfulfilled
• Bring Me to Life
• On The Use And Abuse Of History For Life
• The Life Cycle Library for Young People, Volumes 3-4
• Cultured life
• The Big Life
• Life DVD (user)
• Bosoms for life
• It's Fred Dunderhill's Life
• The Cycle of Life
• life in the Universe
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life
• Life After Prodigy
• The stress of city life
• imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
• a life of boxes
• My So-Called Sex Life
• The life and times of grundoon (category)
• Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
• There is no suck, only blow
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• sucks to your assmar
• Get Happy!
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• good reasons to get an education
• Get your bender on
• You can never get away from yourself
• Can't get you out of my head

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