Findings:

• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• you can't escape from God on a Sunday
• Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• god help me
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Oh, God!
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• oh my god (user)
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• I thank God for the things that I can't remember
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• My God, don't tempt me!
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• So help me God
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• I was a homeless bum
• OBAFGKM
• Are You the New Person Drawn Toward Me?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Oh me
• Can't change me
• funny oh God
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• God, I can't imagine not looking at that smile
• Where you can't find me
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• A conversation between me and god
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• You tell me this is God?
• Show Me God
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Can't you hear me knocking
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• God holds me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• Me and my big mouth
• Oh woe is me
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Books made me a person
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Can't Hardly Wait
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't wake up
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• person, place or thing
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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