Findings:
- MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Your kindness makes me feel awful
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
- My SUV makes me feel important!
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Things that make me feel feminine
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- Songs that are blatantly stolen from other songs
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Back from the Sewers
- How to make money from the internet
- What I want from life
- Removing Elements from the Human Body: A Thought Experiment
- From the Centre of Town to the Other Pass
- The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and other verses from The Red Book
- Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
- Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
- She saved me from Hylas' fate
- can you show me where this came from?
- Farewell from an old cat
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
- I can feel the radiation... changing me...
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Exporting Wavefront Objects from Lightwave 5.5 to Other Software Packages
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
- The difficulty of spelling words from other languages
- Drawn from Life
- water from a fish tank makes your cannabis grow faster
- Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
- An Evening Among Headhunters and Other Reports From Roads Less Traveled
- Far From Me
- See Me, Feel Me
- “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
- Odd facts of life I learned from Math
- From Death, Lead Me To Immortality
- Years from now I can tell the story of it
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- The promise of life. This he stole from himself as well.
- Do Lobsters Cough and Other Things From the Days of Covid-19
- The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
- Dave Barry Does Japan
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- Let me feel that
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- I can feel you forgetting me
- Making life from simple household chemicals
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
- Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Pictures from Brueghel and other poems
- People just expect things from me
- A Fantastic story from an old guy
- Making alcohol from a watermelon
- everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
- These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
- Take it from me
- Counting from Ten and Other Stories
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
- God save me from the gift of prophecy
- Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
- The Little Old Lady from Pasadena
- Tended Phoenix years from secret lair
- a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
- "Bass Players": From the life of the composer as a young man.
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- Abandoned books from the old barn
- Deliver me from a place where there are no scars.
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- From Darkness, Lead Me To Light
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- Physical Insights from Conway's Game of Life
- Scattershot Life Advice from an Ex-Cynic
- pull the dna from my bones and add me to the database of ancestors
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
- The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
- far be it from me
- The Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space
- away from me
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
- Home Thoughts, From Abroad
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Scrotum From The Year 4000 (user)
- They Flee From Me
- Missing your flight from the other side of the planet
- Part One: We Learn from Each Other
- Impressions from a young revolutionary's life
- A Letter from the Powers of the Universe Concerning Love and Other Such Things
- Take me from home
- Stoned music memories
- The Buddhist is drained from me
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Letter from Seiji Koga to a supposed son of Florian Von Banier, dated 1840
- We Are The Boys From Old Florida
- Excerpt from the diary of a teenage sociopath
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- A View from the Year 3000
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- How to make LSD from Fosters Beer
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- An American in Tours
- Making a smoker from a used oven
- Thoughts from a new user
- Bast watched me from the litter box
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- Of the Sword that Sigmund, Volsung's son, drew from the Branstock
- Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
- me mate dave (user)
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