Findings:

• When life gives you shit
• I know, let's give shit away
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When life gives you demons...
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• When life gives you lemons
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• Things that give life meaning
• Things that give our life meaning
• doesn't
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• Why C++ doesn't suck
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• God probably doesn't exist
• The song that doesn't end
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• My aunt doesn't like them
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
• Your Happiness Doesn't Matter
• Homosexuality doesn't equate with sterility
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• A bounded universe doesn't resolve Olbers' paradox
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Spring doesn't care about you at all
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Why Diablo II's hostility system doesn't work as intended
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• My vote doesn't make a difference
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• He doesn't bite
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Old Testament law doesn't apply to Christians
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• Technically it doesn't count
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• What if True Love doesn't wait?
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• size doesn't matter
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• International doesn't mean foreign
• dying doesn't make one a saint
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• She doesn't need me anymore
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Truth doesn't need to shout
• the keyboard doesn't judge me
• If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• this doesn't work
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• it doesn't make sense in the future
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• the river doesn't need a name to drown you
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• Doesn't Remind Me
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• change doesn't happen
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
• Infinity Doesn't Exist
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
• Ignoring everything that doesn't fit your narrative
• old code doesn't rust. it also doesn't evolve.
• Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
• doesn't look like anything to me
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
• he doesn't talk
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?

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