Findings:
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- One if by land, two if by sea
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
- Killing one's family and then killing oneself
- Here comes another resilient thing: Let's do the killing
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- killing two birds in a poem
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- One, Two, Three... Infinity
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- A genocide begins with the killing of one man
- If you insist on killing defenseless animals, do it properly
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- How to multiply two digit numbers by 11 in your head
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- What would Machiavelli do?
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- The Wild Colonials
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- What would EDB do?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
- 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
- poems I had to do for a school project
- What Would Heinlein Do?
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- one choice
- paralyzed by choice
- What would Solaris do?
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- Two nations divided by a common language
- I would do that for you
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- What would a universal Turing machine do?
- 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- What Would Cthulhu Do?
- Everything you're not supposed to do
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- What Would You Do?
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- You're All I Need to Get By
- Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- Keep the funk alive by talking with idioms
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
- Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Living till I die? As if I had a choice.
- i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
- the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- What Would God Do?
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- What Would Buddha Do?
- Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- virgin by choice
- What would you do with $86,400 a day?
- Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
- The good crew will know what its captain would do
- Do Not Worry Little One
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- What would Tyler Durden do?
- Why do we hear two thumps in each heartbeat?
- See one, do one, teach one
- Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- The crazy things we do to keep ourselves sane
- What would you do if you weren't afraid?
- Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- What would Nietzsche do?
- And had to do with goblin merchant men
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- Why do I keep turning down sex?
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- two by four
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- How Solemn as One by One
- Old chestnut: divisible by two through 10
- By my balls, I do swear.
- Saved By The Bell: The New Class
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
- A Pretty Mess By This One Band
- One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
- How to exchange two variables by using a third
- music to save the world by
- What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- We grow by choosing what we keep and what we leave behind.
- Two by Two
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- By One Minute
- I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
- You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
- Queer by choice
- One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
- You're served by the wrong personnel
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
- That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
- 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
- every secret thing was made by some one
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- What would Brian Boitano do?
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
- What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
- What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
- Caring for a pregnant hamster, and what to do afterwards
- What Would Jesus Do?
- What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- What Would Jackie Chan Do?
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- What Would John Rocker Do?
- Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- What Would Judas Do?
- Things one should do while naked
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- The "Which would you rather do?" Game
- Great minds do not think alike
- I do not particularly like the Simpsons
- Things to do while you're between jobs
- What would Feynman do?
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